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WEDDING
PHOTOGRAPHER
Not your mom's
A well-versed
pair of eyes with modern gear but nostalgic flair.
RECENT shenanagins
Wedding Photography for the weirdos, eccentrics & fruitscakes in the Louisville, Lexington, Cincinnati & surrounding areas. Normal folx are welcome too.




THE GOOD WORD
The gospel according to some of my antecedent clients

"Mary was amazing
She did our engagement and wedding photos, and she brought my ideas to life. I hate taking photos, but she guided me to make me feel so comfortable. We wanted spooky wedding vibes and she delivered plus more!!"
Justin & Sara

This is a genuine, legit, real, bona-fined tintype taken by River City Tintype
MARY
THE DARK SIDE OF
We Choose the Moon Photography
Hasn't read any of the Harry Potter Books, has never drank a margarita and doesn't have a regular Starbucks order. But she does have other redeeming qualities; such as she reads smut books, makes a decent rum sour, and on occasion orders a plain latte from the local coffee shop.
She also owns a Bob's Burgers Cookbook.
Slinger-Carreer
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